Hey, the latest box office figures are in! Would you like to know how well Uwe Boll's shit-tacular Dungeon Siege flick "In the Name of the King" did? I bet you do. It did terribly. Despite costing an estimated $60 million to produce, and opening on 1600 screens, between January 11-13 it took in only $3.3 million. Or, around $2000 per screen. Which is bad enough, but let's break it down some more. Assuming average ticket price was $8 and the average # daily screenings over the period was 4, that's a measly is $166 per session. Or 20 people. Ouch. Commence flinging your stinging barbs, but know that, even after this, Herr Boll's skin is probably too thick to puncture.
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